This month marks the 15th consecutive year of me having the exact same hair cut. Before that, I went 18 years with the same haircut.
That’s how much I like change.
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
what if being cool is just the ability to pretend there’s nothing wrong with you
I only want to tell lies today.
Great, now I’m blushing.
Wow. You tumblr people really are the best. Me and mine are fine. Thanks to everyone concerned. Please keep Moore, OK in your thoughts and send them good thoughts. This is devastating for so many people.
I was glad to see this.
I bit off my best nose picking nail, and now I feel completely useless.
I get to act like I know how to raise kids again. My son has been a little pain in the ass lately for more than just his mom and me. So we get to hang out with his teacher, counselor, and principal today. I swear, I think I know his principal better than I knew mine, and I knew mine plenty good.
Eating my pizza with a fork right now, but holding my wrist extra firm, so no dudes get the wrong idea.
What was I thinking today?
It’s ride your bike to work month, so I thought I’d play along. Took the hour long ride, forgot that I work in a hot plant, on my feet all day, and will be super tired when I get off, and that I’m working 12 hours shifts all this week and next.
I’ll probably do it again tomorrow and Friday too though, cause I’m all about being dumb.
When one door closes, the person that closed it was more than likely not born in a barn.
Forgot my ID today, but it made me realize I’m probably too old to be huffing paint anyways.