Have you seen those people that type with their phones turned sideways, isn’t that gross?


I think people would be amazed at the amount of guacamole/salsa I can eat with just one chip.


No

No


There are basically two kinds of people. Those that try to put people into categories, and those who don’t.


Some men claim to have a crazy ex, I came to the conclusion that I’m just hard to get over.


My Instagram is just old pics from when I was skinny in 1987.


Pretty cute that Treat Yo Self Day falls on Columbus Day.


Always winning breakfast

Always winning breakfast


dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

(via unspeakableatrocities)


Set a new personal record

Said “bitch I might be!” like 15 times today.


I still have this old leftover can of whoop ass from the 90’s that I never used.


Candle lit dinner. Meat, with a side of bbq sauce, and a whiskey.

Candle lit dinner. Meat, with a side of bbq sauce, and a whiskey.


I pray before a meal, only when I want it to cook faster.


Throwback to when I was a 3yo.

Throwback to when I was a 3yo.


When I was born, they told me I couldn’t walk. Look at me now!!!