Ugh, my plane leaves in like 5 minutes. Now I have to drink super fast.
*checks Pinterest for drunk pins
As long as there is bowling, there will be a sport I’m not too fat for.
Yay, it rained!
Exercise is canceled!
Just took a three cup poop after one cup of coffee. Love my new coffee pot!
Sibling day. The one holding the fish is super weird. He raises goat and dresses his only boy like a cowboy.
Walk in the club like, not only am I the president, I’m also a client.
They were really excited their iPads were charged.
That’s one way to get off
Where I live