All I want out of this life is for a local bar to name a sandwich after me.


Sliced bread ain’t got nothing on slushies with nerds


We just got in a huge fight.  I don’t wanna talk about it.

We just got in a huge fight. I don’t wanna talk about it.


whatleighdid:

did-you-kno:

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And this is why we have childhood obesity. 



did you know we are only teenagers for 7 years?

whatleighdid:

did-you-kno:

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And this is why we have childhood obesity. 

did you know we are only teenagers for 7 years?

Today I got the best job offer I’ve ever had in my entire life, and was totally excited until I tried to call my dad to tell him about it. I’m still excited though.


Really describes my pooping style.

Really describes my pooping style.


Have you seen this girl? She stole my beer.

Have you seen this girl? She stole my beer.


Gonna spend the weekend at Big Bone Lick State Park, if you know what I mean.


My bar is harder than your bar.

My bar is harder than your bar.


I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.
Oscar Wilde (via sailorspuds)

(via persianpumpkin)


Happy josh day. Ain’t got no kids today, it’s all about me today.

Happy josh day. Ain’t got no kids today, it’s all about me today.


¡Feliz cuatro de julio!

¡Feliz cuatro de julio!


Does your girlfriend mail you baked goods on the regular? Mine does.

Does your girlfriend mail you baked goods on the regular? Mine does.


Called into work to chase rainbows.

Called into work to chase rainbows.