All loaded up and ready to take one last road trip with my dad. Pretty glad my oldest decided to ride along in this one.

Ugh, my plane leaves in like 5 minutes. Now I have to drink super fast.

Rudy makes tacos. I eat them.

It pays to know your demographic.

*checks Pinterest for drunk pins

As long as there is bowling, there will be a sport I’m not too fat for.

Yay, it rained!

Exercise is canceled!

Just took a three cup poop after one cup of coffee. Love my new coffee pot!

Sibling day. The one holding the fish is super weird. He raises goat and dresses his only boy like a cowboy. Sibling day. The one holding the fish is super weird. He raises goat and dresses his only boy like a cowboy.

Sibling day. The one holding the fish is super weird. He raises goat and dresses his only boy like a cowboy.

I’ve worn the same shirt for three days and nobody has noticed.

Walk in the club like, not only am I the president, I’m also a client.

We are losing this race badly.